Chuck's back... not that he ever went away

You know its a slow news day when the Washington Post writes a story about Chuck Norris facts...

At the moment, the 65-year-old martial-arts master is the object of a kind of sardonic cult veneration. Conan O'Brien, on his late-night show, has been airing vintage "Walker" clips for months. CollegeHumor, a Web site popular among the dorm set, regularly links to all things Norris on the Internet (recent entry: a rare photo of Norris sans beard). Norris popped up in a cameo in "Dodgeball" two summers ago, and in a two-hour "Walker" movie in October, which drew respectable ratings. Most intriguing, and certainly most amusing, has been the grass-fire spread of Chuck Norris "facts," a series of Paul Bunyanesque exaggerations riffing on (and amplifying) the Legend of Chuck.

This is some awesome shit...

Why can't The Star write about stuff like this? Oh yeah... wait cause its a kak newspaper

Tough Love: Norris Fans Board the Chuck Wagon (WPost)